Drink Beer, Save Water (V-Neck Tee)

Surrrrrrreeee, you're supposed to drink water and stay hydrated. But then you'll have to listen to everyone nag! Instead, if you drink beer, you'll be so busy pissing, you won't hear a damn thing.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Slim fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs smaller than usual